Cats, the small, fluffy, and adorable evil overlords of the human race. Some foolish humans welcome these tyrants into their home. Nah, just kidding, cats are great. I have one.

This is my cat, Cattain America (My mom came up with that). He is very friendly and lazy. Fun story: I’ve had to lock him out of my room because he wouldn’t stop trying to eat my shoes. He really likes to sleep and purr, and is smart enough to open doors to get where he wants to be.

This is Elsa, a white cat probably named after the movie Frozen. Since she’s 6 years old, that makes sense. She’s a very shy kitty and has an endless stomach.

Sandy may appear to be judging you, and she probably is. In her three years of life, she has become known as very grumpy, but that doesn’t mean she’s mean. She is in fact quite sweet. Elsa and Sandy both belong to a junior named Julieta

This stinky kitty is named Apollo. He was described to me as “a stuffed animal but real life” and very nice and lovable. And adorable of course.

This is Domino. Personally, that name reminds me of the cat from the cartoon Amphibia. She is very friendly.

She is also in this photo with the sweet cat Chicken who is her sister. Both were adopted by Jiana Morrow’s family as barn cats to kill rats and other pests.